Your Dog’s Christmas Tale

[Christmas from the perspective of your dog…]

Alright, humans. The most magical time of the year was here—aka, MY time to shine. Christmas is my season of chaos, crinkly paper, and turkey legs I shouldn’t even think about stealing. You might think it’s all about presents and lights, but let’s be real: it’s about ME. Grab your eggnog, settle in, and let me, the real star of the season, take you through the holiday madness.

First things first, I’m not just a dog—I’m the VIP of your holiday festivities. Here’s how I bring my A-game every year:

• Fashion Icon in the Making: You dress me up like Santa or a reindeer, and I play along because I know I’ll look fabulous in the Christmas card (even if that hat itches).

• Gift Guru: I’ve sniffed every present under the tree. Spoiler alert: the best ones are for me!

• Chief Festivity Officer: Whether it’s supervising cookie crumbs or warming up your lap, I’m basically the glue holding this holiday together.

You think Christmas is a lot of work? Well, think of all the ways I’m helping you out on that night: